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13 March 2008 @ 04:14 am
 
... What?

No, seriously.

WHAT?!

When I heard this on the headlines of the local news (lawl no, I'm not in Kansas but all they had to report on was that and the Idol rip-off controversy apparently), all I heard was "woman stuck on toilet for two years" and thought... wtf, how is that possible. And I didn't want to know how she survived. Now I see she is just crackers and didn't have to live on toilet water and unfortunate squirrels.

My favourite part: The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Brilliant.
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hazeltea: Ianto Jones' Diaryhazeltea on March 13th, 2008 12:09 pm (UTC)
The most brilliant part is when they explained "there was another bathroom the man could use in the house" as though that made it perfectly understandable.
TASHmanian devil: inoran // pikapi?robotalarm on March 13th, 2008 01:17 pm (UTC)
I guess it's better than wondering if he had to sit on her to go.

... I'd rather think about her drinking toilet water and eating squirrels alone. Wtf. XD
Kashtamerai_shuffle on March 13th, 2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
WTF.
TASHmanian devil: sakura // win.robotalarm on March 13th, 2008 04:17 pm (UTC)
FTW!
slvr_phoenix01: danceslvr_phoenix01 on March 13th, 2008 05:40 pm (UTC)
i remember reading about that...
WTF is right. XD
;: » ¿QUEEEEEE?fukakutei on March 13th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
so did she shit in pee in the same thing for years and not flush?
THAT IS THE REAL QUESTION HERE
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