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25 March 2008 @ 01:25 am
 
Oh so unmotivated. The LJ content strike happened and I never really picked back up, thus proving that I only want LJ when I can't have it, and the moment it returns, I go back to being unmotivated about it. Brilliant.

I think my Mum and some friends (and even the man in question) are encouraging my conspiracy theories/paranoia/tinfoil hat moments a little too much. But tonight, this was just ridiculous.

Anyone who has been following Sakura's blog surely remembers that bit about the weird clapping in the park he used to rehearse at, right? Aliens or ghosts or what the heck ever he thought it was, I swore mine updated about it, too. I SWORE. I remembered it. I remembered people calling him insane. But nobody remembered it but me! And my Mum, which at least gave me the motivation to find the Japanese post again.

I could have typed it from memory for the mostpart, remembering how it was phrased, and just as I hit the part about the lights and the wind, my nose started running. My first thought was HUH, hayfever's bad, so I wiped my nose on the back of my hand and pressed on. Until I noticed DROPLETS OF BLOOD ON MY SCREEN AND A SMEAR OF BLOOD ON THE BACK OF MY HAND.

It was like turning on a tap, what the hell. A tap that has honest to god never been turned on before. I have never had a blood nose before, and this was like a fountain. It was kind of unpleasant. JUST A LITTLE.

... But the timing, man. The timing. I swore that post was there, it was like I wrote it yesterday. I just couldn't find it. And then... this!

I'm almost afraid to go do the googling I had planned tonight now. WHAT IF I TYPE IN THE KEYWORDS AND MY HAND FALLS OFF OR SOMETHING?

PARANOIA IS TOTAL AWARENESS. ... Don't anybody be surprised if I scare myself into not sleeping with what I'm about to do.
 
 
Mood: scaredwtfff
Music: Teardrop : Massive Attack
 
 
 
Ames: MIA LOLgereizt on March 25th, 2008 03:02 pm (UTC)
pft, afraid to google?

I'd be afraid of touchin' yourself, lest your vagina seal up from the forces of ghosties. and sakura.
TASHmanian devil: kaori & atsushi // lions playing operatirobotalarm on March 25th, 2008 06:07 pm (UTC)
... WELL, THAT SURELY DID NOT HAPPEN.

I dunno, man, it felt so freakishly Mysterious Skin. XDXD
Amesgereizt on March 25th, 2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
Mysterious skin? Sounds familiar. Whut is it?
TASHmanian devil: nao // ... krobotalarm on March 25th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
Amesgereizt on March 25th, 2008 08:35 pm (UTC)
Man boy love, aliens and bedwetting? So hard baby. Minus bedwetting. :/
TASHmanian devil: den // open your xxxx!robotalarm on March 25th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
FORTUNATELY THERE IS NO BEDWETTING.

Or seizures.

Except of the sexy variety. Giggety.
Amesgereizt on March 25th, 2008 09:26 pm (UTC)
Lolololl wtf in the keywords there is bedwetting on imbd. MISLEADING.
TASHmanian devil: den & ryo // self-explanatoryrobotalarm on March 25th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
OH I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ME.

No, there is bedwetting in the movie, yeah.
curi: WHATcuri on March 25th, 2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
@___O!?!?!?!
TASHmanian devil: tetsu // bricksrobotalarm on March 25th, 2008 06:08 pm (UTC)
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I... DID. Wtfff.
;: » this is sakurai looking NOT GLAMOROUSfukakutei on March 26th, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
NOT MEANT TO BE
TASHmanian devil: ryo // !!!robotalarm on March 26th, 2008 09:37 pm (UTC)
WHAT ISN'T
;: » AMG touch it. touch my pompomfukakutei on March 26th, 2008 09:59 pm (UTC)
YOU FINDING THE ENTRIES
CLEARLY THE ALIENS WERE STOPPING YOU BY ALL MEANS
I BET THEY DID THAT TO SAKS TOO WHEN HE POSTED IT
MADE HIM BLEED INT HE VAGINA AND ALL YANNO
TASHmanian devil: den & ryo // ... gayrobotalarm on March 26th, 2008 10:53 pm (UTC)
THEY WERE, MAN
AND WHEN ALL ELSE FAILED THEY GAVE MY NOSE A PERIOD

...

IF SAKS CAN HAVE A PERIODSAFHASFH DOES THAT MEAN HE CAN HAVE A BABY ON HIS OWN
;: » this is kiba looking gayfukakutei on March 27th, 2008 01:30 pm (UTC)
IF SAKS CAN HAVE A BABY MORRIE WILL BE ECSTATIC