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05 June 2008 @ 10:25 am
 
ONE MORE AND I'LL SHUT UP.


Name 12 characters you have played in RPGs, before looking at the questions that follow. List your characters numbered 1 to 12, with the name of the RPG you played them in. Once you've picked your 12 characters, look at the questions and answer accordingly. (No peeking until you've picked your characters!)


1) Sakura
2) Ryo
3) hyde
4) tetsu
5) Reno
6) Cid
7) Kenshin
8) Thunderbolt
9) Noisy
10) Reds
11) Ken Lloyd
12) Camus



1.) Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Cid) or 11 (Ken Lloyd)?
Oh good god, that would be the college from hell. I'd have to say Cid would make a more entertaining one and would get the entire class associating tea with anger management, therefore, better. ... My Ken Lloyd wouldn't know wtf to teach a class and would probably just draw weird shit on the chalkboard instead of saying anything worthwhile.

2) Do you think 2 (Ryo) is hot? How hot?
... I refuse to answer this on the grounds that his ego's too big already, okay.

3.) 12 (Camus) sends 8 (Thunderbolt) on a mission. What is it, and does he succeed?
This is a retarded question. What the hell would a knight ask a horse to do? DELIVER A MESSAGE? Sure, TB can be from the Pony Express, I'll go with that.

4.) What is, or would be, 9's (Noisy) favorite book?
Big Bouncing Bazookas.

5.) Would it make more sense for 2 (Ryo) to swear fealty to 6 (Cid), or the other way around?
They would butt heads for hours, possibly days, and compete with each other until one of them crumbled because neither would ever admit that they need help or allegiance from that stubborn bastard. I don't know who would win this one, honestly. Ryo might be clever enough to drug Cid's tea and win his respect.

6.) For some reason, 5 (Reno) is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9 (Noisy), or 10 (Reds)?
Noisy, hands down pants. They would be extremely immature, drink beer and ogle women all day and night. Plus, Noisy would love the Honey Bee Inn and I know Reno has a lifetime VIP pass.

7.) 2 (Ryo), 7 (Kenshin), and 12 (Camus) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Pub food, clearly. Kenshin and Camus would discuss war and peace and the art of fighting, and Ryo would encourage battles with breadsticks, wearing a napkin as a bandana. I would like to see this.

8.) 3 (hyde) challenges 10 (Reds) to a duel. What happens?
They swat at each other like girls until someone breaks a nail. Actually, it wouldn't. Reds is too drunk to remember to show up and hyde would never have to worry about those scandalous photos paparazzi!Reds took making it off his phone; you can't tell they're him from that angle and they're blurry anyway.

9.) If 1 (Sakura) stole 8's (Thunderbolt) most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Clearly, because he is a horse, Sakura must have stolen TB's favourite Pinto lady, thinking she was a lady panda. TB would challenge him to a battle because Sakura is easily mistaken for a big, black stallion. Sakura would wonder why he needed to steal someone else's broad to begin with and would give her back, then lumber into the bamboo to ponder this and many other philosophical things for several hours???

10.) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Kenshin) and 12 (Camus) both attain what they most desire.
The Knighthood of Redhot Blade-wielders and the Quest for World Peace. idfk. They would be extremely romantic about the whole thing together. (God, I have such a thing for the comrade "pairs," you have no idea. It would become that so quickly, even if it does take away from Camus and Miklotov. UNGHHH SUBTEXT.)

11.) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (tetsu) and 1 (Sakura) to work together?
MUTUAL RESPECT AND ADMIRATION would bring them back together under any circumstances. ... No, okay, I didn't buy it either. ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!!!!! would be the only way I could see tetsu really trying to put things at ease with Sakura. He needs an ulterior motive. Or I could go the path of the nutty fangirls and say they gang rape hyde during a prison visit.

12.) If 7 (Kenshin) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Totally fine. He could clean my house for me.

13.) If you could command 3 (hyde) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I'll take the cop-out answer; plz to be taking care of Sakura because I CAN'T, you selfish, tactless moron.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (Ken Lloyd) (either in appearance or personality)?
Let's see. Mine cusses a lot, is moody and impatient, spends a lot of time on games and psychedelic drugs and swore he once got interrogated by a werewolf. Anyone match that?

15.) If 2 (Ryo) had to choose sides between 4 (tetsu) and 5 (Reno), which would it be?
I think he'd rather be a Turk than a fag. At least then he gets to at least pretend to be badass.

16.) What might 10 (Reds) shout while charging into battle?
XWYZSUUUUUWWWWWWxx!!!

17.) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Thunderbolt), which song would you choose?
HE'S A HORSE. SOMETHING BY BRYAN ADAMS?!

18.) 1 (Sakura), 6 (Cid), and 12 (Camus) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Cid. There need be no explanation other than those cigarette burns.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Ryo) to use on 10 (Reds)?
SADFHAOIHJFRW@#)*!)*ISAODJFASHG EWWWWWWWW
What about "does that gun in your pants actually fire?" -- it would be a legitimate question, though.

20.) What would 5 (Reno) most likely be arrested for?
Nothing. Turks don't get arrested, that's why they're so naughty.

21.) What is 6's (Cid's) secret?
He's an old softy who loves his Shera. That's no secret, but he thinks it is.

22.) If 11 (Ken Lloyd) and 9 (Noisy) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Noisy. Kenell would say fuck it before hitting the 2 metre mark and light a cigarette. Running brings him no pleasure when he has to do it to save his ass all the time.

23.) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Kenshin) or 8 (Thunderbolt)?
Kenshin. Because THUNDERBOLT IS A HORSE. Although I suppose I could hop on him and ride away into safety. I could also do this with Kenshin so either way.

24.) 1 (Sakura) and 9 (Noisy) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (tetsu's) sinister secret organization. 11 (Ken Lloyd) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4 (tetsu). Meanwhile, 4 (tetsu) has kidnapped 12 (Camus) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Reno), they seek out 3 (hyde), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
I do not know, but I want to write it.
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Mitsu: DORK!  >:Bmitsuchan on June 5th, 2008 07:59 pm (UTC)
THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS. XD

TASHmanian devil: den & ryo // wtfrobotalarm on June 7th, 2008 03:01 pm (UTC)
BECAUSE HE'S A HORSE?
ni hao, bitches: lololololkillingsound on June 5th, 2008 09:16 pm (UTC)
Your answers to numbers 9 and 11. It's just, oh, it' s just too true. And don't invoke my scary prison fantasies. It's a dark place.
TASHmanian devil: nao // sexualityrobotalarm on June 7th, 2008 03:04 pm (UTC)
PRISON FANTASIES, AWESOME. I have some of those, too; instant approval.
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TASHmanian devil: hyde & tetsu // amg!!!robotalarm on June 7th, 2008 03:09 pm (UTC)
... PERFECT TITE.
Srsly. We should co-write this masterpiece.
I changed my answer about his theme song. SING NASALLY WITH ME. BOOOORN FREE, AS FREE AS THE WIIIIND BLOOOWS, AS FREE AS THE GRAAASS GROOOWS~
I did, many many years ago! He had a Kaoru and it was all so sweet.