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07 June 2008 @ 01:20 am
 
GEODUCK

(Posted for my own convenience, ignore. XD I'll probably delete it soon.)
 
 
 
Kash: Ero Guro XDtamerai_shuffle on June 7th, 2008 08:32 am (UTC)
Gara hates you. No. He really does.
TASHmanian devil: ryo // >:[robotalarm on June 7th, 2008 02:59 pm (UTC)
WHATEVER.

You know he hasn't updated in like five months, right. XD I noticed when I went to get the video. IN FACT HE HASN'T UPDATED SINCE MOVING TO CJ.
Kash: Ero Guro XDtamerai_shuffle on June 7th, 2008 03:38 pm (UTC)
I know. I'm a bad Gara player.
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 08:35 am (UTC)
EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS VIDEO I HATE SEAFOOD A LITTLE BIT MORE D8
TASHmanian devil: ryo // nom. NOM. nom. NOM.robotalarm on June 7th, 2008 02:59 pm (UTC)
I'M NOT SORRY. IT'S YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT FOR LOOKING.
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 03:04 pm (UTC)
YOU'RE NOT GETTING YOUR BALLS BACK NOW >|
TASHmanian devil: ryo // nom. NOM. nom. NOM.robotalarm on June 7th, 2008 03:12 pm (UTC)
... FINE, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM. JUST BE GENTLE WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OUT OF THE BOX.
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 03:13 pm (UTC)
...IT'S NOT LIKE I'D BE PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH THEM OR ANYTHING. JUST. YOU KNOW. LIL' BIT OF FONDLING.
TASHmanian devil: ryo // nom. NOM. nom. NOM.robotalarm on June 7th, 2008 03:16 pm (UTC)
This thread just got really dykealicious.

... BUT I MIGHT LIKE YOU TO BE A LITTLE ROUGH.
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 03:17 pm (UTC)
Dyke's turn Rosie on, bb.

...FINE. I'LL DROP KICK THEM ONCE. SOUND GOOD?
TASHmanian devil: ryo // nom. NOM. nom. NOM.robotalarm on June 7th, 2008 03:31 pm (UTC)


DYKES ALSO TURN ROSEANNE ON.

YES. I APPROVE.
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
THAT'S CAUSE ITS ROSEANNE AND SHE LOVES THEM DYKES.

K.

Bitchy drag queens however, are not a fan of the dykes.
TASHmanian devil: dynamite tommy // because.robotalarm on June 7th, 2008 03:37 pm (UTC)
SHE DO SHE LOVES DEM DYKES DEM DYKES DEM DRY DYKES

TY.

No, she needs a real man.
Like DT.
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 03:39 pm (UTC)
But you know who DT likes?
Homochans.
TASHmanian devil: inoran // pikapi?robotalarm on June 7th, 2008 03:40 pm (UTC)
He also has a wife named Kenzi.
Who is the grandmother of all homochans.
Who likes Pikachu.
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 03:41 pm (UTC)
She's the great-grandmother. Matron. Homochan matron.
But none of that matters now cause radioactive mutated drummers destroyed her castle. Sad :(
TASHmanian devil: den & sho // bye!robotalarm on June 7th, 2008 03:51 pm (UTC)
Homochan matronchu.
It's all right. She got her revenge when they discovered the mutation gene had spread to Den's hair by way of diabolical Dr. Sho.
He is no longer with us.
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
The Homochan matronchu hired a samurai warrior to take care of Dr. Sho. Who may or may not have gotten the job done, he's known to get distracted by pretty men in dresses.
TASHmanian devil: ryo // supa maryorobotalarm on June 7th, 2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
In the event that samurai warrior should fail, Homochan matronchu has an imitation plumber at her disposal. Provided there is no reflective surfaces along the way, he will succeed in samurai warrior's stead.

However, he is easily foiled by foliage.
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 04:23 pm (UTC)
Well if the imitation plumber and samurai warrior both fail, Homochan matronchu will send her official Evil-Dr.Sho-Distracter. Who, with his bright hair and the call of the cowbell, can hold Dr. Sho at bay until the samurai or the plumber stop dicking (ehehehe) around with their cross dressing foliage.

Edited at 2008-06-07 04:25 pm (UTC)
TASHmanian devil: hima // grungerobotalarm on June 7th, 2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
BUT LURKING IN THE SHADOWS IS THE SECRET WEAPON; Evil-Dr.Sho-Distracter's Homochan pony buddy, BRAINWASHED by Dr.Sho into believing Orange Boy is really Tommy Lee. There is no hope for his legs, which will be humped vigorously until death.
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
Not wanting any of that pony buddy action, unless it was coming from a pony bunny, Orange Boy will quickly make his escape. Which means that OH SHI-

SUDDENLY A GIANT HORNY LIZARD IS LOSE.
TASHmanian devil: panda!!robotalarm on June 7th, 2008 04:45 pm (UTC)
PANDA VICTIM IS TRAUMATISED BY THE GIANT HORNY LIZARD'S ATTACK
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 04:47 pm (UTC)
Then the confused old man who thinks he's a dead guy shall dance for the poor panda!!

And while he does that, Dr. Sho will unleash his next wtfever creation.
TASHmanian devil: sakura & den // losersrobotalarm on June 7th, 2008 04:56 pm (UTC)
That makes both radioactive plant and panda happy.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 04:57 pm (UTC)
BUT WAIT. WAIT.


ZOMBIES.
TASHmanian devil: kaori & atsushi // lions playingrobotalarm on June 7th, 2008 04:59 pm (UTC)
THIS IS A JOB FOR THE GOOD DR. BASS LION AND HIS TRUSTY PINK LIONURSE!

You have a lovely case of pink eye.
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 05:01 pm (UTC)
............................
DID NOISY GET THE PINK LION DILDO FROM THE PINK LIONURSE??

I do not, you lie.
TASHmanian devil: hyde & tetsu // amg!!!robotalarm on June 7th, 2008 05:05 pm (UTC)
NO, SHE IS REALLY A WOMAN AND HAS NO LION PENIS TO SPEAK OF.
THAT SAID, YES.

A good doctor never lies. ... Occasionally.

AMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 05:06 pm (UTC)
ZOMBIE!!

NOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMGOMOFOMMOOMOMODFGLDFSOMOMOMOMOSDMSDFMSDOMO
TASHmanian devil: hiroki // ice cream fagrobotalarm on June 7th, 2008 05:08 pm (UTC)
PLZ HAVE SOME ICE CREAM INSTEAD
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 05:09 pm (UTC)
O BB.
TASHmanian devil: noisy // no gay plzrobotalarm on June 7th, 2008 05:14 pm (UTC)
Noisy is confused! 451HP damage!
ex_24cylind on June 7th, 2008 05:16 pm (UTC)
Hyde is pleased! +5 CHA.
Hyde raeps Noisy.

Sakura cries.


The end.
umbrellaleaf on June 7th, 2008 08:39 am (UTC)
lol crabdude
TASHmanian devil: hyde & tetsu // amg!!!robotalarm on June 7th, 2008 03:00 pm (UTC)
You want sashimi now, don't you?
umbrellaleaf on June 7th, 2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
all i can think of is
THE
VAST
BERING
SEA.